It's actually a good transition from her sharing that she is turned on by big noses and aliens.įor whatever reason, he gives her the rose, they dance alone in a corner and he kisses her. When she finally tells him she "has a kid" (her words) and hears him say, "That's great," girlfriend takes out her phone, shows him photos of her son, who is named Kale, and the date conversation turns to Kale 101. She tells him that she hasn't been on a date in a year, and the reason is "super, duper, duper" hard for her to share. I'm not sure how the two relate, but I also don't have any children.īack to the date, I think Mackenzie has said "like" 942 times in the last 30 seconds. It's like my perfect thing on a guy." To which Bachelor Chris rightfully responds, "So I have a big nose?" And Mackenzie defends herself with "But it looks so good!"Īt this point, we're taken to the confessional (I don't know if that's what it's called, but that's what they called it on "The Real World," so I'm going with it) for Chris' reaction, which was essentially "This is a terrible first date."īack to the date, Mackenzie follows the big-nose admission by saying, "Another weird thing: Do you like aliens? Have you ever seen an alien?" Chris replies, "Ummm, I don't know."ĪBC predictably gives us a shot of Mackenzie telling the world she is nervous to tell Bachelor Chris about her son, because she doesn't want him to think she's a psychopath. 21) and through her giggling, we hear her mumble to Bachelor Chris, "I have to ask … Did you ever have your ear pierced?" Followed by, "I'm super observant to weird stuff." Followed by, "Wanna know something crazy? The top thing I like about a guy, like, looks specifically … they have to have a big nose. During the date, Mackenzie is clearly nervous (a.k.a. Sorry, girl.īachelor Chris tells Mackenzie her dress is cute, and that is our first hint that she won't last much further into the season.
This is probably one of the coolest places in Los Angeles, and I'm disappointed he brings Mackenzie here. I hope there is booze nearby.īachelor Chris takes Mackenzie to Escondite and my crush is intensified. Tara, the girl who almost didn't get a rose last week because she was severely intoxicated, is really upset by this. Her next admission is that Ireland's father committed suicide, and that's where we'll leave that.īack to the group date, where Bachelor Chris gives Mackenzie the rose and I'm pretty sure I heard all of Los Angeles react with "What?!" Juelia, who I didn't even know was a contestant, tells the girls not on the group date that she has a daughter named Ireland. is wearing a dangly belly button ring and a necklace around her stomach reiterating that she is secretly a Kardashian.īack at the mansion, we learn of the second single mother Chris Harrison promised us. wins the race and in turn, a few minutes of alone time with Bachelor Chris. Both of which are regrettable on his part.Īshley I. They should fare well in Iowa if they win.Īs they're racing, Bachelor Chris makes an uncomfortably weird noise, and tells a joke about old people. When they start their tractors, each woman acts surprised to learn tractors go about 2.8 mph. Leading up to the "race," the women talk about how competitive they are and how they are absolutely going to win. I hope someone writes a softcore porn with this storyline. that I don't think they've ever seen before." He leads them to 4th Street, which is probably the most boring street in L.A., and puts them each on a tractor.
We learn quickly Bachelor Chris has never been to Los Angeles when he says, "We're going to bring something to L.A. After their pool party, they walk around downtown L.A. Also, throughout this secret visit, there is a black bar over Jillian's "private area" and I wonder if she forgot to shave or if something serious is happening down there.īack to the group date.
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